Results from the Southside Region

#1 Long Branch 80
#8 Howdy’s 56

The Long Branch’s Thursday Night ‘All You Can Eat Fish Fry’
trashed Howdy’s defense like it was a bathroom on a Birthday Party
Bar Crawl. [Remember that infamous night? After we got 86ed
from the Long Branch, remember where we ended up?
That’s right The Silver Eagle, baby!]


#4 Phil’s Seafood 50
#5 Creekside Café 54

Throw your gang signs in the sky!

Westside…

Eastside…

CREEKSIDE!

“With some much drama in the CAMB,
it’s kinda hard being Snoop C. R. double E!”


#3 Spirit Lounge 52
#6 Doctor’s Lounge 54

As expected this was a close game, with Doc’s winning the
Lounge Showdown thanks to a shot at the buzzer.
And by shot, of course, I mean a shot of Firewater,
which, by the way, is still sold at Mr. G's.
The heartbreaking defeat leaves the Spirit Lounge
and its fan to perch atop their urine-soaked barstools
and cry into their Cream Chicken Sandwiches.


#2 Park Circle 77
#7 Rocking Horse 51

The Rocking Horse could not rock the house against
the Park Circle. [And while we’re on the subject, wasn’t
‘Rock the House’ the name of the first album by
The Amish Prince & DJ Jazzy Jason?]
And in the biggest news in East Cambridge
since NCR closed and PJ went to Church Camp...
the Park Circle is expanding!