Results from the Eastside of Cambridge Region

#1 The Point 76
#8 The Spot 63

Out, out damn Spot! The Point tears down The Spot like it was…
well, actually the Spot. The building that used to house the Spot
was so dirty and ugly that it made Cheyenne’s look like it was
designed by Rem Koolhas.


#4 Cozy Corner 49
#5 Chances 47

Chances was getting all cozy by the campfire, drinking foo-foo
beer like Killian’s Red, and listening to the deep discussion
about the new international style of architecture, when…
BAM! The Cozy Corner all creeped up like Snoop Eastwood
and punched 'em with a beer-cozy-covered fist!


#3 Theo’s 84
#6 Cheyenne’s 70

Theo’s goes ‘General Custer’ on Cheyenne’s, serving up a flaming
bag of poo with a side of Peas [on Earth]. In the post-game
interview, Theo’s thanks the 1995 State Winning Cambridge
Golf Team and gives a shout-out to Magilla Gorilla.


#2 BW 3s 62
#7 Courthouse Café 64

The Courthouse Café pulls off the upset of the first round by
knocking off the #2 seed. Sure, BW 3s is always crowded,
but who really wants to get ‘bobcatfaced’
on Maple Avenue? If I decided to pave
the strip between my balls and arsehole,
it would resemble Maple Avenue.