Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Barrett Hill Road Region





#1 Shakers Nite Club versus #8 Silver Eagle

The Match-up:

If you replace all the Ohio State sweatpants with bathing suits,
the chewing tobacco with illicit Cuban cigars, and the Mich Ultras
with Cuba Libras with fancy cocktail umbrellas, Shakers
could easily be mistaken for a Miami Beach Nightclub.
Look for Shakers to dance all over the Silver Eagle,
who had to defeat the Cambridge VFW in the
play-in game just to make the tournament.

What the Blogosphere says:

On discoverourtown.com, ladouche@arthistory.com wrote:

Kept on pursuing to the next stop…
I busted a left and I’m heading to the next block…
The block was dead, so I continued to A1A…
Wheeling Avenue!





#4 Buffalo Bar & Grill versus #5 Crossroads Tavern

The Match-up:

Look for things to get nasty between neighbors.
Current Green Bay Packers Defensive Coordinator,
Dom Capers, still ends every pre-game pep-talk by shouting
“King Frouk on three… One, two, three…KING FROUK!”
Crossroads lies only miles southwest of Buffalo, in Pleasant City.
Pleasant City? Is that not the greatest name for any place to get drunk?
One more glass of absinthe and I’ll be in Pleasant City, baby!”

What the Blogosphere says:

On businessfinder.com, pjsplash@thetempleofdoom.com wrote:

Bone Bone Bone…BONEMeet me at the Crossroads Tavern…”
How did Bone Thugz-n-Harmony know about Crossroads Tavern?
Do you think Krayzie Bone attended Meadowbrook
before being forcedout of town for dressing too
much like a Daryl Strawberry?”







#3 Liberty’s versus #6 Deep Cut Tavern

The Match-up:

Liberty’s is located in what used to be the Days’ Inn Employee
Overnight Porno Lounge. Rumor has it that there was a tremendous
about of “kitty" porn downloaded there by a certain Night Manager.
A NASCAR-themed sports bar, Liberty’s is the Spirit Lounge’s stepchild.
Deep Cut Tavern might technically be the closest bar to both the
Lion’s Den and Jamboree in the Hills.

What the Blogosphere says:

On menupages.com, heyguys@wantsomegum.com wrote:

“Jerry Falwell’s Ghost wanted me to explicitly announce that
Liberty’s Bar is NOT affiliated with Liberty University,
although Wally’s Pizza does delivery to both.”







#2 The Market House Inn versus #7 Bud’s Pub

The Match-up:

The Market House, and its NCR invented bartending machine
[nicknamed the R2Drunk2] should secure an easy victory over
Cambridge’s version of the bar from The Drew Carey Show.
While Bud's Pub advertises Daily Happy Hour Specials,
“happy” is not a word that comes to mind when thinking
about the people who pound Buds at Bud’s.

What the Blogosphere says:

On ohiomag.com, thatsyourflightson@mikeways.com wrote:

“If the fifty steps that it takes to get from NCR’s backdoor
to The Long Branch are too far to travel, you’re in luck;
Bud’s Pub is practically located in NCR’s parking lot!”








“This is the toughest
Region in the entire
tournament.
All four top seeds
could easily make
the Final Four.
Look for Shaker’s
to shake that
moneymaker
all the way
to the Final.”















“What? You’ve never heard of
BOB
Biv Devoe?
Well, maybe this sexy ditty
will jog your memory;
Never trust a big butt and a smile...

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