#1 The Point versus #8 The Spot
The Match-up:
Like Kansas, The Point comes into the Cambridge Bar Brawl Bracket
as the number one overall seed. And if The Point is Kansas, what does
that make The Spot? Lehigh? (Don’t you mean LeeGro?)
What the Blogosphere says:
On Byesville.citysearch.com, zeroforseven@nojump.com wrote:
“Look for The Point to be ‘on point’
and put a 'Two for One' beat-down on
Dave’s Elegant Crunk & Stuff”
The Match-up:
Like Kansas, The Point comes into the Cambridge Bar Brawl Bracket
as the number one overall seed. And if The Point is Kansas, what does
that make The Spot? Lehigh? (Don’t you mean LeeGro?)
What the Blogosphere says:
On Byesville.citysearch.com, zeroforseven@nojump.com wrote:
“Look for The Point to be ‘on point’
and put a 'Two for One' beat-down on
Dave’s Elegant Crunk & Stuff”
#4 Cozy Corner versus #5 Chances
The Match-up:
Another great #4 versus #5 match-up as Sketchy battles Sleazy.
The Cozy is under new MGMT, and to its credit, no one has been
killed there in years. Still though, entering the Cozy is like entering the
frickin’ Thunderdome. Just imagine Tina Turner-Hollins screeching,
“Two Bobcats Enter; One Bobcat Leaves!”
Chances is considered the Ibiza Dance Club
of Zanesville’s Sunrise Center.
What the Blogosphere says:
On menutopia.com, chessy@herekittykitty.com wrote:
“Chances? You want to talk about taking chances?
Just walk into the Cozy wearing a “Peas on Earth” tee-shirt!”
The Match-up:
Another great #4 versus #5 match-up as Sketchy battles Sleazy.
The Cozy is under new MGMT, and to its credit, no one has been
killed there in years. Still though, entering the Cozy is like entering the
frickin’ Thunderdome. Just imagine Tina Turner-Hollins screeching,
“Two Bobcats Enter; One Bobcat Leaves!”
Chances is considered the Ibiza Dance Club
of Zanesville’s Sunrise Center.
What the Blogosphere says:
On menutopia.com, chessy@herekittykitty.com wrote:
“Chances? You want to talk about taking chances?
Just walk into the Cozy wearing a “Peas on Earth” tee-shirt!”
#3 Theo’s versus #6 Cheyenne’s
The Match-up:
Theo’s is as respectable as a member of the Huxtable family,
while Cheyenne’s was a tremendous STD of a bar.
Theo’s is a cornerstone of Cambridge’s Dickens Victorian Village.
So far, the Dickens Village Organizing Committee has yet to agree
to installing the “Big Chief Sweaty Drunken Face”
sculpture that has been proposed for the site where
Cheyenne’s once stood. According to the
preliminary drawings, this sculpture would look like
a cross between a drunken Lil’ Jon, Robert Parish in drag,
and a member of the Payton family.
What the Blogosphere says:
On chow.com, kneehighsocks@recspecs.com wrote:
“Shy Ann? Shhh, just let the Biology happen, baby… [Sigh]”
The Match-up:
Theo’s is as respectable as a member of the Huxtable family,
while Cheyenne’s was a tremendous STD of a bar.
Theo’s is a cornerstone of Cambridge’s Dickens Victorian Village.
So far, the Dickens Village Organizing Committee has yet to agree
to installing the “Big Chief Sweaty Drunken Face”
sculpture that has been proposed for the site where
Cheyenne’s once stood. According to the
preliminary drawings, this sculpture would look like
a cross between a drunken Lil’ Jon, Robert Parish in drag,
and a member of the Payton family.
What the Blogosphere says:
On chow.com, kneehighsocks@recspecs.com wrote:
“Shy Ann? Shhh, just let the Biology happen, baby… [Sigh]”
#2 BW 3s versus #7 Courthouse Cafe
The Match-up:
A surprise #2 seed, the social hub of Zanesville’s Maple Avenue is
a cornucopia of karaoke. Sports-lovers pound “panther piss”
[aka American Light Beer] and chow hotwings under the
watchful eye of a photograph of a local basketball team
that advanced all the way to the 1995 State Tournament.
Unfortunately, this photograph is of the victorious
Division I Zanesville Blue Devils;
not the Division II runner-up Cambridge Bobcats,
who got spanked by Cleveland
Villa Angelo Tonio Saint Cunningham.
What the Blogosphere says:
On tripadvisor.com, run@bestwestern.com wrote:
“Courthouse Café?
Jerome & I used to come here to steal porno mags!
This place should be called ‘Cambridge News & Booze!”
The Match-up:
A surprise #2 seed, the social hub of Zanesville’s Maple Avenue is
a cornucopia of karaoke. Sports-lovers pound “panther piss”
[aka American Light Beer] and chow hotwings under the
watchful eye of a photograph of a local basketball team
that advanced all the way to the 1995 State Tournament.
Unfortunately, this photograph is of the victorious
Division I Zanesville Blue Devils;
not the Division II runner-up Cambridge Bobcats,
who got spanked by Cleveland
Villa Angelo Tonio Saint Cunningham.
What the Blogosphere says:
On tripadvisor.com, run@bestwestern.com wrote:
“Courthouse Café?
Jerome & I used to come here to steal porno mags!
This place should be called ‘Cambridge News & Booze!”
Clark Kellogg says:“This is the most dangerous
Region in the entire
tournament, and I’m not
just talking about upsets.
Cozy Corner, The Spot,
and Cheyenne’s could all
assault a curly-haired punk
mofo for not contributing
a quarter to Judge Silk Panties’
reelection campaign.
If they watch their back,
The Point should have
the easiest road to the Final
Four of any number one seed.”
Oliver Miller says:
“Two-for-One Steak Night?
More like, Four-for-Me Steak Night!”
“Two-for-One Steak Night?
More like, Four-for-Me Steak Night!”
i like Cheyenne’s chance in this bracket, the boys and i almost picked up a stripper from their, just ask for "The Black Cat"
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