#1 Long Branch versus #5 Creekside
The Match-up:
Long Branch continues its dominance as East Cambridge’s
version of Cheers. Come to think of it, how great would
Josh Redder & Sam Contaneza be as Norm & Cliff?
And Goob could be Woody to Bert’s Ted Danson.
And Gumie’s old main squeeze could be Carla.
Somebody call Jay Maximo’s Hollywood wannabe ass,
I’ve got a great idea for a sitcom!
Hmm…
Now all we need is somebody to play the part of the
wooden INDIAN that used to stand by the front door.
What the Blogosphere says:
On Ctown.com, curlyrunsthecity@nycmarathon.com wrote:
“To celebrate their first round victory,
Creekside set up a keg in the parking lot of
Dr. Green’s office and called it their
“Bier Garten.”
Free eye exams and Busch Heavy for everyone!
[Undercover Liquor Agents NOT INVITED!]”
“Get in the back of the squad car, McCracken!”
The Match-up:
Long Branch continues its dominance as East Cambridge’s
version of Cheers. Come to think of it, how great would
Josh Redder & Sam Contaneza be as Norm & Cliff?
And Goob could be Woody to Bert’s Ted Danson.
And Gumie’s old main squeeze could be Carla.
Somebody call Jay Maximo’s Hollywood wannabe ass,
I’ve got a great idea for a sitcom!
Hmm…
Now all we need is somebody to play the part of the
wooden INDIAN that used to stand by the front door.
What the Blogosphere says:
On Ctown.com, curlyrunsthecity@nycmarathon.com wrote:
“To celebrate their first round victory,
Creekside set up a keg in the parking lot of
Dr. Green’s office and called it their
“Bier Garten.”
Free eye exams and Busch Heavy for everyone!
[Undercover Liquor Agents NOT INVITED!]”
“Get in the back of the squad car, McCracken!”
#2 Park Circle versus #6 Doctor’s Lounge
The Match-up:
Park Circle is a battering ram of a bar, slamming up
against your liver like Gumie’s dad leading the rest of the
Cambridge Fire Department as they brake into
a raging Kevin Hickman house party,
Backdraft-style!
Kurt Russell to Gumie Baldwin:
“Who’s your big brother, Brian?”
Cousin Kevin to Cambridge Police Department:
“We didn’t start the fffire…”
What the Blogosphere says:
On Pleasantcity.com, drunktank@stormville.com wrote:
“Doc's is like Club Fantasy: The Next Generation.
Worf always did kinda look like angry bouncer.
And who wouldn't totally pay Deanna Troi
for a Betazoid Lap-dance!”
The Match-up:
Park Circle is a battering ram of a bar, slamming up
against your liver like Gumie’s dad leading the rest of the
Cambridge Fire Department as they brake into
a raging Kevin Hickman house party,
Backdraft-style!
Kurt Russell to Gumie Baldwin:
“Who’s your big brother, Brian?”
Cousin Kevin to Cambridge Police Department:
“We didn’t start the fffire…”
What the Blogosphere says:
On Pleasantcity.com, drunktank@stormville.com wrote:
“Doc's is like Club Fantasy: The Next Generation.
Worf always did kinda look like angry bouncer.
And who wouldn't totally pay Deanna Troi
for a Betazoid Lap-dance!”
What my favorite basketball
player of all time,
San Antonio Spurs Star
George Gervin, says:
“The Doctor’s Lounge
and Gentlemen’s Club
is NOT the Cinderella
of the tournament.
What Fairy Tale has a
pizza-munching,
lap-dancing princess?
Cinderella?
Doc's is more
like Jetiarella!”
and Gentlemen’s Club
is NOT the Cinderella
of the tournament.
What Fairy Tale has a
pizza-munching,
lap-dancing princess?
Cinderella?
Doc's is more
like Jetiarella!”
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