Thursday, July 22, 2010

Cambridge Bar Brawl Bracket Honorable Mentions (Part I)

Best Joke from the Cambridge Bar Brawl Bracket:

“Isaiah, the Bear’s Den wooden totem pole just called you a nigger!”





Best Framed Photograph:

Sure, every bar in the area has a framed photograph of Dom Capers,
but only Roland’s Hi Li has a framed photograph of some
Byesville homo shaking hands with Ronald Reagan



Best Joke Referencing the Long Branch’s
Theme of a Western Saloon
:

“E. Wayne Earp is my friend… I’m your Berryhuckle!”



Hardest Bar to Find Even Though It Has Three
Rural Highway Signs in Front of It
:

Crossroads Tavern






Weirdest Thing Ever Said to
Dom Capers at the Muddy Misers
:

“Will you autograph my wall-hanging trout sculpture?”



Best Beer on Any Menu in Southeastern Ohio:

Abita Turbodog at Ruby Tuesday’s



Worst Beer on Any Menu in Southeastern Ohio
:

Pond Ale at the Jackson Park Pub

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