Best Joke from the Cambridge Bar Brawl Bracket:
“Isaiah, the Bear’s Den wooden totem pole just called you a nigger!”
“Isaiah, the Bear’s Den wooden totem pole just called you a nigger!”
Best Framed Photograph:
Sure, every bar in the area has a framed photograph of Dom Capers,
but only Roland’s Hi Li has a framed photograph of some
Byesville homo shaking hands with Ronald Reagan
Best Joke Referencing the Long Branch’s
Theme of a Western Saloon:
“E. Wayne Earp is my friend… I’m your Berryhuckle!”
Hardest Bar to Find Even Though It Has Three
Rural Highway Signs in Front of It:
Crossroads Tavern
Sure, every bar in the area has a framed photograph of Dom Capers,
but only Roland’s Hi Li has a framed photograph of some
Byesville homo shaking hands with Ronald Reagan
Best Joke Referencing the Long Branch’s
Theme of a Western Saloon:
“E. Wayne Earp is my friend… I’m your Berryhuckle!”
Hardest Bar to Find Even Though It Has Three
Rural Highway Signs in Front of It:
Crossroads Tavern
Weirdest Thing Ever Said to
Dom Capers at the Muddy Misers:
“Will you autograph my wall-hanging trout sculpture?”
Best Beer on Any Menu in Southeastern Ohio:
Abita Turbodog at Ruby Tuesday’s
Worst Beer on Any Menu in Southeastern Ohio:
Pond Ale at the Jackson Park Pub
Dom Capers at the Muddy Misers:
“Will you autograph my wall-hanging trout sculpture?”
Best Beer on Any Menu in Southeastern Ohio:
Abita Turbodog at Ruby Tuesday’s
Worst Beer on Any Menu in Southeastern Ohio:
Pond Ale at the Jackson Park Pub
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