#1 Shakers versus #4 Buffalo Bar & Grill
The Match-up:
Here’s a great story about Shakers’s.
While at this year’s holiday ‘Staceyfest,’
I snuck downstairs to have a piss.
Above the urinal I saw an advertisement
for Shaker’s upcoming New Year’s Eve party,
which included a “very special guest.”
Any guesses?
No, not David Allen Chronic...
No, not a male stripper dressed as John Glenn...
Nope, not one of Tiger Hollins’ hoes...
Give up?
Shakers had booked the runner-up from
Rock of Love: Season Two.
Yeah, just think about THAT for a second.
That’s the skeezy biznitch
that Brett Michaels deemed too skanky to date!
What the Blogosphere says:
On discovertown.com, ladouche@arthistory.com wrote:
“Is the Buffalo Bar & Grill’s King Frouk named after
the undisputed king of the Redder family?”
The Match-up:
Here’s a great story about Shakers’s.
While at this year’s holiday ‘Staceyfest,’
I snuck downstairs to have a piss.
Above the urinal I saw an advertisement
for Shaker’s upcoming New Year’s Eve party,
which included a “very special guest.”
Any guesses?
No, not David Allen Chronic...
No, not a male stripper dressed as John Glenn...
Nope, not one of Tiger Hollins’ hoes...
Give up?
Shakers had booked the runner-up from
Rock of Love: Season Two.
Yeah, just think about THAT for a second.
That’s the skeezy biznitch
that Brett Michaels deemed too skanky to date!
What the Blogosphere says:
On discovertown.com, ladouche@arthistory.com wrote:
“Is the Buffalo Bar & Grill’s King Frouk named after
the undisputed king of the Redder family?”
#2 The Market House versus #6 Deep Cut
The Match-up:
The Market House’s interior design scheme
reminds me of the Excalibur Casino meets the Cabin.
That’s right, I’m talking about Seneca Vegas!
Tapestries hanging on the walls
like a Macaroni Salad painting,
people wear togas and other Medieval attire,
some clown blows a bugle, and flying buttresses
and Romanesque barrel butt vaults all over the place.
All the Excalibur is missing is
Peanut’s famous Charleston street poetry.
And wasn’t the Excalibur where some lady remarked
that Curly looked like Greg Louganis?
What the Blogosphere says:
On menupages.com, heyguys@wantsomegum.com wrote:
Deepcut sounds like 'backdoor cut.' As in,
it’s the fourth quarter against Barnesville.
You’re wide open on the baseline.
Your teammate delivers a picture-perfect,
Steve Nash bounce pass.
There’s nobody standing in-between you and
your first points of the season...
[Sigh!]”
The Match-up:
The Market House’s interior design scheme
reminds me of the Excalibur Casino meets the Cabin.
That’s right, I’m talking about Seneca Vegas!
Tapestries hanging on the walls
like a Macaroni Salad painting,
people wear togas and other Medieval attire,
some clown blows a bugle, and flying buttresses
and Romanesque barrel butt vaults all over the place.
All the Excalibur is missing is
Peanut’s famous Charleston street poetry.
And wasn’t the Excalibur where some lady remarked
that Curly looked like Greg Louganis?
What the Blogosphere says:
On menupages.com, heyguys@wantsomegum.com wrote:
Deepcut sounds like 'backdoor cut.' As in,
it’s the fourth quarter against Barnesville.
You’re wide open on the baseline.
Your teammate delivers a picture-perfect,
Steve Nash bounce pass.
There’s nobody standing in-between you and
your first points of the season...
[Sigh!]”
What OU Assistant Coach & Junior High Band Director says:
“Sean, I like the way
you handle your trombone.
Please see me after class and
I’ll teach you how to play the
theme song from Rock of Love.”
you handle your trombone.
Please see me after class and
I’ll teach you how to play the
theme song from Rock of Love.”
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